In this story, YOU get to be the main character in an exciting kidnapping adventure that YOU WANT NO PART OF.
You’re a thirty-three year old struggling actor with VERY LITTLE HOPE of ever being successful, and you feel like time is running out for you to make something of yourself. Your friends have all settled into lucrative careers that you resent and fruitful marriages that you envy, while you’ve done everything you can to commit to nothing for fear of limiting your options. With every passing day you are that much closer to giving up, and every choice feels weighted with the possibility that it will send you down a path to FAILURE. So you’ve been doing your best to make no decisions whatsoever. For YOU, as long as you choose to do nothing, ANYTHING is possible.
Enter JULIA! She’s the pretty girl you went out with last night and she’s been KIDNAPPED! It’s up to you and you alone to rescue her. The ensuing adventure will force you to make a series of choices that will not only determine the life or death of an innocent girl, but will force you to ADD FOCUS to your career and your love life in ways that you’ve been avoiding ever since you got out of college.
BE VERY CAREFUL! You’re DIRECTING THE STORY and the CHOICES you make can result in MURDER, GRADUATE SCHOOL ENROLLMENT, TORTURE, MARRIAGE, POST-APOCALYPTIC SLAVERY, UNWANTED PREGNANCY, even TEMPING! It’s YOUR STORY and YOUR LIFE. All you’ve got to do is decide which page you want to turn to. JUST MAKE A CHOICE!!!
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- Yeager said...
June 29, 2009 at 6:43 AMGreatest ever